Because Japan's school system is plagued by vicious Kaiju attacks, school-yard mecha brawls, rampaging tentacle monsters, and roving bands of delinquents, it's pretty hard to get educated these days. That's a serious problem given that we live in an age of declining birth rates. It's more important now than ever for our youth to get a good education.

That's where you come in. You've been selected by the Kanagawa Academy for Extraordinary Talent to transfer schools and become a hall monitor at the academy. The future rests on your shoulders. Do you have what it takes to join the ranks of the few, the proud, the hall monitors? Do you have what it takes to survive a day as a hall monitor in Kanagawa Academy without getting a bad end? Probably not. The audience will surely get a hoot from watching you try to survive the game show, though.

Character contestants are welcome.